Valen's Mom

She is so fat that when I tell her to haul ass, she's got to make two trips.


She is so hairy that when Valen was born, he almost died of rugburn.


She is so ugly that she turned Valen’s dad gay. He lives with a guy named Carl now, and that’s why he isn’t an NPC in this campaign.

Valen's Mom

Shades of the Force Zorana