Valen's Mom

She is so fat that when I tell her to haul ass, she's got to make two trips.

Description:

She is so hairy that when Valen was born, he almost died of rugburn.

Bio:

She is so ugly that she turned Valen’s dad gay. He lives with a guy named Carl now, and that’s why he isn’t an NPC in this campaign.

Valen's Mom

Shades of the Force Zorana